Dont Touch Me!

6人话剧剧本 剧本很短，适合短小品
 
Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky....
人物
Allen
Jim
Kuki
Fenix
Vicky
Lisa
                             
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Cast
1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.
2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.
3. Fenix︰one of customers.  He’s a very ill-natured customer.
4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.
5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.
 
Scene I
(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)
Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.
Kuki:   Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God      
        gives all things to industry.
Lisa:    Yeah. I know.
Vicky:   We will do our best.
The door opens now. Two men come in.
Kuki moves to the door.
Kuki:    May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to the  table.
Allen:   Yes, pleases.
Tim:     I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now.
Kuki:     (laughing)  Just a moment.
Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them. 
Vicky:     This is the menu, sirs.
Allen＆Tim:  Thank you.
After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.
Lisa:     Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the        
         door.
Vicky:    Why? Does he make any troubles for you?
Lisa:      I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.
 
Scene II
 
Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.
Vicky:     (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me 
          uncomfortable.
Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.
Vicky:     Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.
Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!
Vicky:     Wow~~~~ (she screams.)
Kuki:      (runs to Vicky) what happened?
Vicky:     He, he……He touched me!
Fenix:     No!! I didn’t.
Lisa:      You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.
Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.
Kuki:     Well, seeing is believing, sir……
Fenix:     I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at your
          Waitress. They are such tricky women.
Kuki:     But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….
Fenix:     What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.
Lisa:      You are a shameless cheater, liar.
The argument continues.
 
Scene III
 
Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.
Allen:    I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.
Tim:     That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.  
Fenix:     Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and the   
          waitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and
           make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.           
      
Kuki:      Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you
           any good.
Fenix:      Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.
Tim:      Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!
Fenix:      Mind your own business.
Allen:     (Takes out his badge.)See.
Fenix:      Uh……
Allen:     I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.
Fenix turns to the door quickly.
Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.
Lisa:       There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bully  
           the weak and fear the strong.
Tim:      Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.
Kuki:       We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.
Allen:     You are welcome. It’s just my duty.